To the tune of  “We are the Champions” by Queen
(music video below)

I’ve paid my taxes
Time after time
I’ve done no sentence
But many a crime
And bad mistakes.. eish (it’s not my fault)
I’ve made a few
I’ve had my share of media on my case
But I dodge what is due

We are the comrades, my friends
And we’ll keep on lying till the end (together: yes, we would)
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for resistance
We are the champions… of the world

Still bitter about apartheid
The struggle she calls
You brought me fame and fortune and power and money and songs
And I thank you all

It’s been a bed of roses
but no pleasure cruise (eish, no boat but a Mercedes C Class)
I consider it a challenge for the DA to face
Cos there’s nothing to trace…

We are the comrades, my friends
And we’ll keep on lying till the end (backup: yes, we would)
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for resistance
We are the champions… of the world