Dodgy meat with a spicy grasshopper salsa served with toad and grass root stirfry.

As you can see from my list, I’m thinking comfort. To me comfort is survival.

Imagine the recipes we could come up with, we could make millions on selling a shipwrecked recipe book.

Grilled Angel Fish smothered in coconut jus complimented with a colourful grub medley…….mmmmmmm

1) A stick with a mozzie repellent (citronella) on the one end and mozzie-bite treatment (lavender) on the other. If not I will die of mozzie bites, because mozzies love my blood. Or you won’t recognise me with all the bites on every inch of my skin, and I will go mad and scratch myself to death. If you’re on the island with me, I’ll be your mozzie repellent, so you don’t have to worry if you sleep next to me. Which is why Elzet will let me sleep next to her in the comfy hammock thingy she is bringing. And she’ll read to me every night.

3) 2-in-1 tootbrush and toothpaste to get rid of all the bark, leaves, bird feathers, fish and fried bugs stuck in my teeth. I am using Kerry’s knife to gather the food and her lighter to make a fire to cook on, by the way. And she’ll pluck my unwanted hairs with her tweezer.

2) A magic bottle of cold water which refills itself automatically once it’s empty. Louise loves this, so she will lend me all her items any time in exchange of some cold, clean water.